Heavy fog brings relief to Londoners from seeing other people’s faces

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The dense fog that enveloped most of London a few nights ago brought much-needed relief to Londoners sick of seeing the mucusy,  influenza-ridden faces of everyone else, it has been revealed.

With visibility down just a few metres, the only people anyone could see were also within punching distance unless you had short arms. “It’s a shame that the fog didn’t seep into the Underground – my commute back to Zone 6 would’ve been a bit more tolerable if I didn’t have to see anyone.” Many were also hoping to be spared the sight of Christmas decorations all over shopping districts, but their bright lights shone through the fog.

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One thought on “Heavy fog brings relief to Londoners from seeing other people’s faces

  1. T. D. Davis says:

    Hopefully it won’t be as cold for you Londoners as it was last year. I froze my butt off in your fair city back in March.

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