Parliament’s decision to afford homosexuals the same right to a lifetime of misery as heterosexuals has come under fire by the populace of Germany, where bestiality is allowed as long as the animal in question is obviously into it. Zoophiles in Berlin, already protesting against the introduction of anti-bestiality laws, initially welcomed the new UK legislation passed yesterday as a result of politicians running out of excuses for their homophobia. However, this sentiment quickly changed on realising that the UK is still woefully lacking in drug laws and rights for transgendered individuals or those romantically involved with animals, despite considering itself a nation of animal lovers. 50 zoophile advocates gathered at Berlin Zoo this morning in protesting for a revision of the Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Bill, which ended with police arresting several people for violation of the zoo’s “No Petting” signs.
Germans accuse UK of being too conservative with gay marriage law