Brazzers lesbian queen film already in production

Lord Tebbit was too busy masturbating to deny that he was more turned on than worried about the prospect of a lesbian queen.

Lord Tebbit was too busy masturbating to deny that he was more turned on than concerned by the prospect of a lesbian queen.

Major smut dispensary Brazzers has revealed that their  upcoming DVD titled “Big Wet Butts 6” will include a scene where the queen of an unidentified European country gets freaky with a member of the same sex.

Johnny Matthews, the director/writer/producer of “For Queen and Cuntry”, wrote the scene after being inspired by Lord Tebbit’s concerns that the recently passed Gay Marriage Bill paves the way for a lesbian queen with an artificially inseminated heir.

“I picked up a newspaper the other day and saw that this old man was “worried” by a scenario so ridiculous that it was probably inspired by one of those contrived storylines you see in porn in the first place.”

The script, which is light on pages but heavy on vowels, outlines the plot which starts with Queen Liz III scared that the succession will die with her unless she has a child. Cue her attractive bi-curious eastern European doctor who suggests artificial insemination using a turkey baster and her boyfriend’s semen. However, Matthews stressed that it wasn’t just about the porn.

“There’s also the sub-text of eastern European immigrants fucking over our country for viewers to wrap their heads round once they’ve orgasmed.”

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